Vegetable-rich callaloo is a well-loved dish in Trinidad, where it is cooked down into a thick stew, and it makes a great consistency for serving over rice. Coconut milk adds creaminess and okra naturally thickens the dish. Smarts #1: Plantain chips add crunch to this comforting meal, but feel free to skip them or use tortilla chips if you prefer. Smarts #2: Collard greens can vary in thickness and toughness, so be sure to give them plenty of time to cook down until tender and silky.
Rice - (Double if making Wednesday’s meal.) For white rice, rinse until clear. Fill a saucepan or Dutch oven (or rice cooker) with rice, water (use 2:1 ratio for water to rice), and some salt. Cover with lid and bring to a boil. Once water boils, stir, lower heat to a low-medium, and cover. Check white rice after ~20 min; brown at ~45 min. Rice is done when it's absorbed all the water. If it's not done, leave the cover on until all water has been absorbed. Take cover off to release steam and fluff with a wooden spoon after 5 minutes. (Can be done up to 5 days ahead)
Onions / Jalapenos / Garlic / Collard greens - Prep as directed. Combine onions, jalapenos, and garlic. Store collard greens separately. (Can be done up to 5 days ahead)
Heat a Dutch oven with oil over medium-high heat. Add onions, jalapenos, and garlic and saute until tender, 2 to 3 minutes.
Add collard greens, salt, thyme, and black pepper and saute for 3 to 4 minutes to soften the collards. Stir in okra, squash, coconut milk, and soy sauce and bring to a simmer.
When callaloo is simmering, reduce heat to low-medium and cover. Simmer until greens are tender and wilted, 30 to 45 minutes.